His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
When we started taking double shots of vodka and chasing it with a lick of fruit roll-ups, I knew there'd be hell to pay in the morning.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
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