dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
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Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
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You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
My new years resolution is going to be to stop drunk snapchatting old hook ups asking them when we're going to bang again
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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