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• (214): View more from Texas

  Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.

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• (208): View more from Idaho

  I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.

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• (906): View more from Michigan

  He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.

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• (770): View more from Georgia

  Walking out of our apartment this morning to go to class, I saw a sticky note on the front door that said "get tested." The door was unlocked so did you bring some stranger back last night? I'm assuming you weren't referring to me...

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• (616): View more from Michigan

  What changed your mind?

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  Being sober

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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude

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• (781): View more from Massachusetts

  my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free

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• (571): View more from Virginia

  Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.

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• (816): View more from Missouri

  Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.

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• (905): View more from Ontario

  I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.

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• (512): View more from Texas

  Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.

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• (812): View more from Indiana

  I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed

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