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• (250): View more from British Columbia

  Have you ever secretly resented a girl for wanting to have sex when all you really wanted to do was rub one out and go to sleep?

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• (941): View more from Florida

  so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow

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• (606): View more from Kentucky

  how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!

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  If You’re Hot, It’s Easier For You To Do These 27 Things

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• (416): View more from Toronto

  DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS

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• (626): View more from California

  Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.

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• (613): View more from Ontario

  Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?

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• (304): View more from West Virginia

  I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything

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• (702): View more from Nevada

  Just rolled up to a matinee showing of THE HOBBIT. At the dollar theater. Alone. In sweats. With a fifth of sunnybrook and leftover pizza in a ziplock. There's a dude here in cape with his elderly mother. I'm handling this breakup FIIIIIINE.

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner

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• (713): View more from Texas

  I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.

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• (403): View more from Alberta, CA

  FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.

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• (347): View more from New York

  Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings

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• (701): View more from North Dakota

  For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.

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