YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
this beer tastes like vomit already
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we need to drink 2009 down the drain
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
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let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....