A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
It was confusing and full of hummus
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
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I think I wrote "thanks for the free alcohol!!!" in their wedding guest book and I'm almost positive I signed my name
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
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How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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