singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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