Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
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