Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
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My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
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Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
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