return my video game
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
It was laundry day and I was wearing last xmas undies. he took one look and went...you's a ho, ho, ho. my response you ask? for less dough, dough, dough. I'm a slut.
with a sacreligious after taste.
Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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