Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
Oh my god. My pre-date bowl for nerves tuned into "I'm too high for this date" he kept talking about trucks and I couldn't stop making racial slurs.
If she were to ever cheat on her husband, I'm positive I'm the the go to guy. Which flatters me and weirds me out at the same time.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
Zak is like the Picasso of masterbatory texts
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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