I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
So the first 4 hours of my morning was equivalent to seeing under water. Things were starting to get better until I remember I drank mustard for free stuff and flossed my teeth with a strand of hair from a stranger in the bathroom.
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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