i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
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No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
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lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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