All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
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my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
i was congratulating myself on not falling down the stairs when i walked into the wall. it's like one step forward, two steps into the fucking wall
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We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
And for some reason every time I get drunk I just want to tell you that I have a mini secret personal fan club of your dick
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
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