she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
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Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
Drunk texting is the poetry of my life
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
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I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
TSA doesn’t allow handcuffs in carryon bags. Super fun they confiscated them in front of my boss and coworker.
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