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Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
There's a knife in my toilet. And I meant to ask you last night if you got a hair cut?
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
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