i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
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Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
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It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
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