used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
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you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
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Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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