do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
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