it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
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