woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
I'm sobbing to NWA
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
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