Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
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