No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
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her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
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He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
Is it wrong that I have to schedule a family Sunday brunch around my mom's weekly banging of my stepdad. And why do I even know this??
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