Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
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this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
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I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
His wife isn’t coming to the wedding! I’ve got 48 hours to home wreck him. Gotta go, I have to shave my vajayjay and buy some really slutty underwear. Love you!
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