why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
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