How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
this is an emotional support booty call
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
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