its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
just used my amazon order history to figure out my anniversary. I am the most epic/shittiest bf ever...
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
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