That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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