I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
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