so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
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I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
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Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
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