Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
After much deliberatipn and vodka, my favourite phrase of Christmas 2012 is "penis of last resort"
I don't know if I want context or not...
Context involves faux incest and champagne. Id go into detail but im on shot number 5.
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
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