I had to put my glasses on last night to watch porn. SO getting lasik with my tax returns this year.
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
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I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
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Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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