Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
you stole their roomba and ran out the door so that you could 'set it free'.
we found you passed out on lawn and the roomba bouncing back and forth on the sidewalk.
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i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
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Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
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