We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
I went in the hotel's jacuzzi fully clothed, threw up in the bathroom half an hour later and woke up naked next to Dr. Seuss' "Oh the Places You'll Go"
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
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