im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
I didn't know it was possible to throw up mid-sneeze.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
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