Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
Sex and sushi don't even sound good right now... I might be on my death bed. To my Liz, I leave my extensive movie collection and my drinking supplies. To Olive I leave my car. Cause every Scottish terrier needs a 2010 Camaro.
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
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