could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
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