yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
My stalker sent me an erotic poem. Who knew anyone could find a way to rhyme birth and girth so eloquently?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
I think weed is turning my hair brown
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
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