You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I just got really nervous and swallowed all of my birth control
sometime during the course of last night, i decided to get donuts for this morning. i'm a fucking genius when i smoke.
i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
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