Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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