It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
Cops showed up at 4 am to address a noise complaint and she called them pussies for not doing shots with us.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
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