My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
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judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
My sister was borrowing my phone when the sext came through. She just said "wow. He's got a nice dick!" Then went on like nothing happened. Outed by a dick pic and its no big deal. Best sister ever.
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WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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