Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
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the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
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These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
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