She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
He is an equal opportunity slut.
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
how did my horoscope know i was too hungover to operate a stove.
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
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