Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
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He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
Blood and glitter go together right?
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
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Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
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