that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
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