You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
So I just walked into the bathroom, and there was this kid, talking to his mom, while taking a shit. I flushed the toilet next to him and heard him say into the phone, "No, I'm not. I'm in my dorm."
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
Oh god our sink is a cavalcade of horrors. Brb sacrificing a goat and putting everything in the dishwasher forever
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
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