how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
A hefty woman and I mean hefty shoved her number in my pocket at the gym without as much as a hello, winked and kept walking. Going to use your bed to defile her, don't want her to know where I live or have my neighbors see! Thanks, you're a pal!
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
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