after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
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at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
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I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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