I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
coming down from speed on a 5 hour flight home from vegas is not a valid reason for calling off work the next day
so i said i had a yeast infection
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