OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
Your shoe was in the washing machine. I have it in my pocket. My phone rang before and I answered your shoe. Meet me at the bar in 10.
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
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