if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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