why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
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if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
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Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
I just elbowed a roll of wrapping paper, and said “ohh sorry”. I’m still drunk.
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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