The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
im pretty sure this vending machine only exists when im drunk
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
just learned i can hear my fish chewing his food WHILE HES IN HIS BOWL. im going to have to call you back.
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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