Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
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I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
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For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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