What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
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