the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
You can tell a man will be prosperous by the power of his farts- A fart that can shake the room is a voice that can change the world.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
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you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
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Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
Something like; Dear Cupid, when are you going to send me someone to date that isn't a complete psychopath
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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